Mother Nature are you there or are you having a little lie in???
Don't you realise it's freakin summer???
What's with this 18 degrees and rain all day???
Don't you know it's the first proper day of school holidays and I have a 6 year old kid??? And that her mate from across the road is affectionately known in this household as red cordial kid??? And that having them here inside all day
IS DRIVING ME INSANE???
Oh you do ... oh OK then ...just please make Christmas day the promised 28 degrees so we don't have 12 people inside our tiny house for lunch. Pretty please with sugar on top???